The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
two words...techno handjob
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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