So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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