so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Someone signed my nipple.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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