respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
