don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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