dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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