we have pet lesbian snakes
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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