real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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