Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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