Sponge bath it is.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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