no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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