I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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