I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I am mentally ready for anal.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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