i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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