Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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