Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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