that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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