ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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