Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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