He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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