the condom got lost in my hair
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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