yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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