what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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