at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Two words: blizzard sex
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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