barbara walters just said penis...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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