Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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