would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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