well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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