4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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