Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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