Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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