Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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