i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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