I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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