I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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