I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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