some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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