anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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