so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.