New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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