You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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