I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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