Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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