I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
