But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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