so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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