What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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