Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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