doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
These tits shall not be calmed
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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