Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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