ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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