Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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