His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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