This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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