We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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