there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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